Protest and Hyperbole
Yellow Flowered Sweater Lady looks as if she is about to kick into a bout of Seinfeld Elaine Dancing.Three kids? These folks are crazy...
Yikes. I think I was about to kick into a bout of Sassmaster's 40th Birthday Dancing--perhaps equally appalling. Sass, when is your b-day in January? I need a delivery goal.And please direct all questions about the size of our family to Mr. Pentagram Hand.
Sorry for the photo terrorism, elbee. I couldn't resist. My birthday is on Jan. 5, but you should shoot for Jan. 8. That's Elvis' birthday -- much cooler. Your family is the perfect size. Soon, Ayla will be old enough to babysit and you and J. can begin your second childhoods!
Just thank your lucky stars that the giant can of baked beans photo was not part of the photo gallery.
As a newish friend/coworker of elbee, I would pay big money (really, just make that "big money") for a poster-size print of that photo. Let me know if we might strike a deal!
Post a Comment