The guy I'm totally cheating on Jon Stewart with guest wrote Maureen Dowd's column:
I’d like to thank Maureen Dowd for permitting/begging me to write her column today. As I type this, she’s watching from an overstuffed divan, petting her prize Abyssinian and sipping a Dirty Cosmotinijito. Which reminds me: Before I get started, I have to take care of one other bit of business:
Bad things are happening in countries you shouldn’t have to think about. It’s all George Bush’s fault, the vice president is Satan, and God is gay.
There. Now I’ve written Frank Rich’s column too.
I lurve him so much!
4 comments:
I love how he describes Fred Thompson's accent as being like an "Appalachian catfish wrestler"!
Erin - you know, cK's Erin
Muse! So good to hear from you. I KNOW! That phrase killed me. And it was a good question.
And he's running for president in South Carolina.
I never heard of him before; he's funny.
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