Friday, August 17, 2007

Serial Polygamy

The winning question on 1 vs. 100 tonight pitted Larry King with Henry VIII: Who had more wives. Turns out it's LK with 7. Henry only pledged his troth 6 times.

It's biographical details like these that make me think I'm not moving fast enough. Shouldn't I have burned through 2 or 3 marriages by now? I guess it'd be easier to meet people if I was on television or, you know, a monarch.

5 comments:

Lollie said...

I have two under my belt and I consider that one too many...

Hybrid Fat-n-Sassy said...

You could just declare yourself the head of the Church of England.

mully said...

relax baby, you still have time...hell you could go to vegas, meet a gambler, have a quickie wedding like brit, and get divorced like 2 days later, then go back and do it again....

Whiskeymarie said...

Yeah, if you play your cards right you could get three or four out of the way in a year, year and a half- tops.

mully said...

you could also marry products, they have about as much going for them as a lot of men