Friday, August 17, 2007

Serial Polygamy

The winning question on 1 vs. 100 tonight pitted Larry King with Henry VIII: Who had more wives. Turns out it's LK with 7. Henry only pledged his troth 6 times.

It's biographical details like these that make me think I'm not moving fast enough. Shouldn't I have burned through 2 or 3 marriages by now? I guess it'd be easier to meet people if I was on television or, you know, a monarch.

5 comments:

Lollie said...

I have two under my belt and I consider that one too many...

The Girl Who Was Right said...

You could just declare yourself the head of the Church of England.

mully said...

relax baby, you still have time...hell you could go to vegas, meet a gambler, have a quickie wedding like brit, and get divorced like 2 days later, then go back and do it again....

Whiskeymarie said...

Yeah, if you play your cards right you could get three or four out of the way in a year, year and a half- tops.

mully said...

you could also marry products, they have about as much going for them as a lot of men