I can't hold back any longer--Sun Butter is a bigamist!
I met Sun Butter at Cub Foods a few months ago. "Ms. Fat-n-Sassy," he said, "You're a fine figure of a woman--a dem fine woman."
"Spare my blushes," I said. "What about your fiancee, Mully?"
He told me that his intended's indiscretions with the tequila had finally proved fatal to their union.
I was swept off my feet, and there seemed no impediment to our happiness. We were married shortly after in a civil ceremony.
Sun Butter established me in a townhome in Woodbury. At first I was inexpressibly happy. But soon I noticed that Sun Butter was away a lot, on business, he said.
A woman from his past, who turned out to be the first Mrs. Sun Butter, e-mailed me these wedding photos from the other week, when Sun Butter told me he was at a conference in Indianapolis.
I changed the locks on the townhome. I may be a ruined woman without a name, but I have my pride, and nobody can take that away from me.
I am devastated that someone would make up such a tale to try to come between Sunbutter and me. I just can't believe it. I won't. Unless I see some pictures.
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I can't hold back any longer--Sun Butter is a bigamist!
I met Sun Butter at Cub Foods a few months ago. "Ms. Fat-n-Sassy," he said, "You're a fine figure of a woman--a dem fine woman."
"Spare my blushes," I said. "What about your fiancee, Mully?"
He told me that his intended's indiscretions with the tequila had finally proved fatal to their union.
I was swept off my feet, and there seemed no impediment to our happiness. We were married shortly after in a civil ceremony.
Sun Butter established me in a townhome in Woodbury. At first I was inexpressibly happy. But soon I noticed that Sun Butter was away a lot, on business, he said.
A woman from his past, who turned out to be the first Mrs. Sun Butter, e-mailed me these wedding photos from the other week, when Sun Butter told me he was at a conference in Indianapolis.
I changed the locks on the townhome. I may be a ruined woman without a name, but I have my pride, and nobody can take that away from me.
I'm so sorry for how that got damn condiment has used you.
Wait, is this your treatment for a movie on Lifetime?
I am devastated that someone would make up such a tale to try to come between Sunbutter and me. I just can't believe it. I won't. Unless I see some pictures.
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