Sunday, September 23, 2007

Oh No She Didn't

Some new evidence has surfaced in the case of the bigamous condiment. Hybrid Fat-N-Sassy has sent me this:



She had this to say:

"I didn't want to have to do this, but Mully provoked me by sending me a link to her honeymoon with Sunbutter blog. I simply can't allow her to go flourishing about, taking a sinful pride in her bigamous marriage with my husband. Attached please find a photo from our wedding, which occurred before Mully's false wedding to Sunbutter."

She signs herself "Mrs. Sunbutter."

Correct me if I'm wrong, but: Oh Snap!

13 comments:

mully said...

i only have this to say..sunbutter still be livin in my pantry, and he sure can make it not unlike a sunny time..this photo is obviously faked...

sunbutter said...

torn between 2 lovers, feelin' like a fool...ummmm, yeah i was at a conference..in indianapolis....

Hybrid Fat-n-Sassy said...

Sunbutter, you sumbitch! You told me you were going to be in Atlanta! Why you done me like you done?

Obviously the only way the three of us can work this out is on national television in front of a bellowing and hooting studio audience.

mully said...

oh i'm ready..ms. sassy...bring it on!

Sassmaster said...

Somebody get Jerry Springer on the phone!

suspiciously pleased said...

um . . . . would this be a bad time to mention i'm sleeping with Sunbutter's nephew? . . . i mean, i was gonna mention it earlier, but it seemed unlikely that i would get a lot of publicity at that point . . .

Sassmaster said...

What's his name, S.P.? Is that Dakota Kid? He seems like kind of a hellion.

mully said...

hmm, dakota kid, sounds like...trouble, but i hear he is quite the... gunslinger(wink, wink)

Hybrid Fat-n-Sassy said...

That's Mrs. Hybrid Fat-n-Sassy-Sunbutter, to you. Yess!

mully said...

i think i will need more than 1 photo to establish this supposed "1st marriage"....Mrs. Sunbutter (i love Sunbutter sooo much that i don't even hypenate.

Whiskeymarie said...

I met some dude named S. Butter at a macrame exhibition last summer. We had a brief, but torrid affair, and one day he just...disappeared.

The picture here looks a lot like my little "Sunnybear" (my pet name for him). I named our love-child Sir Sunnypants. If you see this Mr. S. Butter, tell him his baby's mama wants to talk to him.

mully said...

well, that can't be my sunbutter, he wouldn't be caught dead at a macrame convention....he's more of a trekkie...maybe it was his cousin Organic Sunbutter...

mully said...

Organic Sunbutter, BTW, tastes like crap.